officialunitedstates:

anybody here looking forward to going grocery shopping once they are financially independent

December  13 237913
i look like a frikken baby in this photo

chessys:

i want to stand in the shower long enough that i shrivel up into a raisin and my body can be used as a nutritious snack

i almost found a future wife :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((